DOGECOIN ($DOGE) SOARING — CRYPTO HOLDERS SHAKING

Joshua Munoz
2 min readApr 16, 2021

Satire. But maybe you like that.

(APRIL 16 2021) Dogecoin is rising at a breakneck pace. In a day, its growth has reached 400%. And it’s not stopping anytime soon.

Who would’ve known that a meme coin fueled by the world’s largest billionaire would cause such a ruckus?

Apparently, none of us. Not until today.

Elon Musk has done it. The DOGE coin is running to the moon.

TL;DR AND HOT TAKE AT BOTTOM

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As of 10:14 PM GMT+8, April 16th in the great year of 2021, DOGECOIN is valuated at $0.38 USD.

Just an hour ago, it was valuated at $0.30. Yesterday, it was valuated at a meager $0.06.

Who the heck can stop this cryptocurrency from reaching soaring new heights? Someone, hold my Binance wallet.

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DOGE (and #doge) took Twitter by storm too, at over 500,000 tweets and counting. Many have no idea of why it’s happening — but a whole lot of crypto maniacs are in it for the ride.

Bitcoin, Ethereum, and other forms of cryptocurrency have steadily risen in the last few months. Dogecoin doesn’t have inherent value or power like Ethereum (and Smart Contracts) or a household name like Bitcoin. But we all know the story of $GME, yes?

Meme stocks have value. And we know full well that memers can be choosers.

Should I Buy Doge Coin Right Now?

Leave your FOMO at the curbside. Your pupper is waiting for you. And a lot of them go for just under a dollar. Don’t wait any second longer.

Get in the #DOGE hole and HODL HODL HODL.

How Much Should I Spend on The Doge?

Oh dear, oh gorgeous. Your lack of faith is precious.

Invest in $DOGE as much as you’d invest in $GME. No, scratch that. Quadruple your investment, your dog needs the extra cash.

The ride is only just beginning. The DOGE cryptocurrency isn’t a one-off event that’ll fall again. Not unless the rest of cryptocurrency will fall under as well (cue laugh track). It’s growing.

And you’re seeing another historical moment that’ll make headlines for days to come.

TL;DR: It’s not a meme, mom.

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